Goodbye Rassbert's Secrets

I will not be posting on this blog anymore, I will be on Richardbuhl.wordpress.com he has made me a writer, so that's the site I'll be on. Goodbye Rassbert's Secrets.

Spiffyy Banned

Spiffyy, a member/trainer user. For more info on trainer go to http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/CP_Trainer
Anyway...you can get banned for it and someone on my buddy list is banned forever, how do I know? Spiffyy told me he would always wear his favorite wig, the flickstar. And when you get banned, you lose your membership, and that means you lose all your clothes you bought when a member. And in this picture it shows that Spiffyy has NO clothes on and he has the pin on from APRIL.









NEVER use trainer or storm.

Penguin Band at Iceberg...

I went onto Server Mammoth, and the Penguin Band was at the Iceberg. I couldn't click on them because you have to meet them at Backstage for that. I met Penguin Band at the Penguin Play Awards, so I already had the background.










I'm breakdancing by Petey K(the accordion playing green penguin circled)
My favorite Penguin Band member is G Billy.















Me dressed like G Billy.





























A LOT of penguins were aggravated because they couldn't click on the band and they hadn't met them.

Party!

Today there was a party! We started at Saraapril's stage igloo. No pictures. :( Then we headed to Lighthouse, no picutres of that either. Then off to Taguester's igloo.









Us breakdancing!





A puffle trying to make it seem like he/she is breakdancing!
Next we go to backstage.









Yippee Spider880 came!






CHOCOLATE!!!! I like that episode of Spongebob where Spongebob and Patrick are chocolate bar salesmen and that fish wants all their chocolate and screams CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!

Off to my igloo for a moment.








Then to Spider880's igloo.












It was very fun, THE END.

Night Club Roof

Candece has opened up the Night Club Roof again! And the Boom Box is available once more, originally at a member party in the Night Club. Non members can meet Candece anywhere in the night club, but members have a better chance at the Night Club Roof.












Er pink doesn't rock...ah well. You can click on the DJ systems and they move.

Backtage Instruments

If you go to The Dock, there is a HUGE stage. If you have the All Access Pass, go to the little opening in the curtain. To the left of Backstage, a bunch of old instruments are back.














Where I circled the top of the i, if you click on it, you get the snare drum and drumsticks. Where I circled the o, if you click on it, you get the black electric guitar. The Cowbell is played by click w really fast without having the cursor on the chat bar. The Cowbell, Trombone, and Double Necked Guitar are new items.

Snow Forts Stand

At the Snow Forts, there's a stand. It sells shirts and the pass. You need the pass to enter backtage and the roof of the night club.












Prices:
All T-Shirts=250 coins
All Access Pass=50 coins

Music Maker 3000

If you go to the Snow Forts and look toward to top, you'll see a doorway saying Music Maker 3000. It's where there's four tiles, drums, red electric guitar, maracas, and blue electric guitar. When you stand on them the instrument plays, I like to stand on the drums tile and play my snare drum. One thing, THEY ARE ALL HUMONGOUS!!!! The giant drums outstage my snare drum, a little.

New Pin!

The beach umbrella pin is finally out, after we voted for it like 5 weeks ago...You'll find it in the boiler room.

Music Jam Band

I am going to be having a band called Steel Wool. Post the instrument you'd like to play and your e-mail. If you don't have a blog or wordpress, you can just sign into a gmail account and comment. I need your e-mail so that I can contact you.

Nothing Talking?

Look closely. At what I circled. Click ctrl+ to see it up close or right click, view image, and then ctrl+. It's NOTHING talking!

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

Hello, I say on Club Penguin a lot "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!"

I got that from my favorite video on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA

See the thick black circle of me saying a line of it...

King of Pie

I am Rassbert, or the King of Pie. I don't care which you call me. Also King of Corgis is awesome too. In case you didn't know, this is a Welsh Corgi.












I love Corgis, they are awesome dogs. I HATE cats. My favorite flavor of pie is blueberry. Just saying. Now, I will be doing whatever I feel like. Like this!
Peanut butter jelly time!
Peanut butter jelly time!
Now weigh it weigh it!
Peanut butter jelly!
Peanut butter jelly!
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

Shoes?

Yesterday, I was sitting in my igloo with Tukercheese. We both had the same shoes on. For some reason, when I clicked on Tukercheese, I could click on HIS shoes. When I did so, the shoes appeared to come off Tukercheese on his player card. But that was not true, because when I Xed out of his card and clicked again the shoes were still on. Then I saw the shoes were off ME! I put them back on and freaked.
Today, Penguin86294965 had the same shoes on as ME. The same story, only I didn't flip out.

This is not made up, Max4609 is a witness.

I Met Sensei!

I met Sensei yesterday! Here's how:
I was refreshing a tracker, and it was 6 pm PST. The tracker said "Sensei is on Snow(something)" spotted at 6 pm PST" I logged onto the server, only one bar on it. Only a few penguins were crowding the hideout door! I got in, and ninjas were just starting to crowd Sensei.
Sensei said "when I say VANISH you use cloud wave to VANISH. And if you do not have the suit, HIDE. Now Ninjas, VANISH." So we vanished(non-members hide)and Sensei turned invisible too! Then he said "Ninjas, SIT. Now FOCUS. FOCUS for SIGNS. SIGNS of, well you should be able to figure it out. Ninjas, FOCUS." And we all did the yellow face with the line for a mouth. He said "Now, what are you FOCUSing for?" And we said "SIGNS." "SIGNS for...?" "Fire Water Snow." "Yes, good, ninjas, very good. Now you must PRACTICE. PRACTICE to be as good as me. Though you all have defeated me at least once. Remember, PRACTICE." And he vanished, but he LEFT.
And that's the story of me meeting Sensei. If I run into him, great. But I will not go looking for him again. Sadly, I do not have any pictures because I have no clue how to take screenshots. Waddle on!

How To Find Sensei

I have found that Chrisdog's Tracker works the best, it's just that I'm always too late because the hideout is always full before I can get in. His website is:
clubpenguincp.com
If you think the trackers don't work, here are some other ideas:
1. A popular server
Go to a popular server, like Blizzard. Wait there. He should eventually come.
2. Other penguins
If a penguin says "Sensei is on Mammoth," they could be telling the truth, and they may not. If they are outside the Dojo trying to get into the hideout, I can pretty much guarantee they are lying. If they have the background and are just standing outside the dojo, not trying to get in the hideout, they could be telling the truth.
3. The "floor cleaning"
In the hideout, a lot of penguin might be saying "clear the floor for Sensei!" I have never seen the middle floor completely clear of penguins. This is most likely a lie. He also travels from server to server, I don't think he cares if he has room for 100 more of him to land around him.
4. His looks
Sensei is gray. Sensei has a white beard. Sensei has a Chinese hat. Do not even acknowledge the penguins wearing the Santa Beard, with a safari hat, sombrero, or straw hat on. HE IS NOT BLACK OR BLUE HE IS GRAY. This is what he looks like when you click on him:



















5. Crowds
When you get into the hideout on a server, it's VERY easy to tell if Sensei is currently there. A bunch of penguins will be piled up in one place, or the crowding Sensei. If you can't even click on him because of the crowd, click on your buddy list. Click on the yellow face next to the skull and happy face. This is penguins in the room. Scroll down to S. Sensei will have a laughing face next to his name. Then click on him and get the player card.

I will post WHEN I meet him.

Snowball Fight

Today Saraapril, and a few other penguins will be having a snowball fight! Team Rassbert vs Team Saraapril. I'll be blue and she'll be red and pink. :)
Server: Ice Shelf
Time: 11 am PST
Where: Starting at Snow Forts

Hope to see you there!

Pirate Ship...?

I recently saw three off things including Rockhopper's ship. First, Cosmo1128 was in the Captain's Quarters. You can see the party so it's not fixed.

Next, Oreo Summit. He was in the Captain's Quarters AND the Pirate Ship. You can see FAIRY in the back signifying the new play.














Odd, hmm? Tell me what you think!

New Pin!

Yes I know I'm late...but there's a new pin! THE WATERMELON. It's inside the lighthouse by the middle of the stairs.















There should be a pie pin. :) When is Club Penguin doing the umbrella pin?

Furniture June Catalog

I know, I haven't posted in a while...but I am right now! The only new hidden item in the catalog is the LCD Television. On the second page, click on the flame of the Bamboo Torch.

Stone Puffle Party

Well be danced, found stone puffles, and got into a midst of "Taca Airline" shouts and yells. Floppyj10, Saraapril, me, I can't remember the other's name! Sadly, Extra Peng wasn't there.








We had lots of fun, though. Be sure to have lots of fun today because the adventure party ENDS TODAY!!! Only four days....

Stone Puffle Party

Hello, and today Extra Peng, myself, most likely Saraapril, and other penguin who wish to join in will be on a hunt for the stone puffles. Here are the details:
Server: Alpine
Time: 11 am PST
Where: Ski Village to Snow Forts

Hope to see you there!

Randomness of the Day

About yesterday, I had to go somewhere from 9 am to like 11 pm, so I couldn't do Randomness of the Day or Club Penguin.

June 14, 2009:

We had another party with Saraapril! A pool party! I was the referee for Water Polo, and there were two teams: Red and Blue. Saraapril was blue. Red won. We were at the town, the night club, the tree forts, the ice rink, and Wickeddude's awesome dojo igloo. I was like 20 minutes late, so I missed a lot of it. Extra Peng sadly couldn't make it, but there will hopefully be another party soon!

Safari Party: Free Items

For the Safari Party, there are two free items:
1. the green safari hat
go to the plaza and waddle into the barrel with green safari hats.
2. the tropical bird
go to the tree forts(in the forest)and waddle into the crate with stuffed parrots in it. The tree forts are for members only.

Randomness of the Day

June 12, 2009:

Today Saraapril, Extra Peng, and a bunch of other penguins(including me)were at the forest dressed in green! We had so much fun! If you were wondering who I was, I was the penguin doing the hula in a grass skirt. We had lots of fun, we were also at the Tree Forts, the Dock, Nikkigirl, Extra Peng's awesome Ninja Tea and Bonsai Palace(or so it seemed like a palace), my gingerbread and fire igloo(see it below), and quite a few other places. Check out Extra Peng's blog at extrapeng.blogspot.com and Saraapril's blog at saraaprilinclubpenguin.blogspot.com
Thank you for viewing....
RANDOMNESS OF THE DAY!

New Play at the Stage

The new play at the stage is finally here! Fairy Fables is back! There is one cheat.
Click on Twee's radio on the first costume page for the silver wand.













Don't always use the same costumes, use the wizard hat from last month, or wear the red cape with the Big Bad Wool suit!

Adventure Party Hunt

Hello penguins, the adventure party started today and there is a hunt for "discoveries." The free item you get if you find everything is an adventure background. Here is how to find all the items:
1. The Silver Fish.
Go to the pool(located at the plaza under the penguin hole cover)and click on the silver fish that will swim by in the glass wall.
2. The Rainbow Flower String.
Go to the cove and click on the ugly green stem, rainbow flowers will come. click on the string.
3. The Turtle.
Go to the dock and the rock by the boat, click on the little splashing next to it, and a turtle will appear, click on the turtle.
4. The Flower Petals.
Go to the Snow Forts and click on the bush with the single petals on it, flowers will bloom, click on the flowers.
5. The Whale.
Go to the ice berg and you will see water shooting at the top left, click on the water, a whale will appear, click on the whale.
6. The Flowers.
Go to the plaza and above the pizza parlor are flowers, click on the flowers.
7. The Jellyfish.
Go to the beach and at the bottom right you will see bubbling, click on the bubbling, a jellyfish will appear, click on the jellyfish.
8. The Pink Flowers.
At the forest between two waterfalls, is a tree, click on its flowers.

Be sure to get the bird in the tree forts if you are a member!

Ghost Snowballs

To throw a ghost snowball, do the following:
1. put your mouse where you want to throw a snowball
2. push T
3. when your penguin is scooping up the snowball, waddle away from the spot

The snowball will look like it threw itself!

Super Fast Snowballs

To throw snowballs SUPER fast, do the following:
1. push T on your keyboard
2. the snowball aimer will come up, throw a snowball far away
3. keep your mouse right where you threw the snowball
4. repeatedly push T and then click the spot

That is how to throw SUPER fast snowballs!

Randomness of the Day

June 11, 2009:

I went on a snowball parade. I started throwing snowballs SUPER fast, and a bunch of people started saying, "wow you're fast!" and "how did you do that?" and other things like that. I also threw ghost snowballs and I got more surprised responses. See the snowballs cheats above.
Thank you for viewing....
RANDOMNESS OF THE DAY!

Randomness of the Day

June 10, 2009:

Well, I couldn't get onto the Summer Pin blog thing on the home page, it kept saying Page Load Error and Firefox Couldn't Display the Webpage.
Thank you for viewing....
RANDOMNESS OF THE DAY!

Randomness of the Day

June 9, 2009:

I met T I L T, he's famous, and he added me! He played Sled Race and Mancala with us penguins. He's amazing at both games, but I beat him once at Sled Racing.

Thank you for viewing....
RANDOMNESS OF THE DAY!

Randomness of the Day

June 8, 2009:

Today, I was at the cove, and someone started dressing like me. Then I put on a squid costume, and so did he. I put on a puffle feeder and so did he. We went to a fashion show together, and whatever my entry for the theme was, he dressed just like me.
Thank you for viewing....
RANDOMNESS OF THE DAY!

Randomness of the Day

June 7, 2009:

In a dance contest, a penguin named Dots0415 got a score of over 9000! To get the MEGA dance level, when it says to select a level, click on Candace's face for the MEGA level.
Thank you for viewing....
RANDOMNESS OF THE DAY!

Randomness of the Day

From now on, everyday I will be posting about something random that happened to me in Club Penguin.

June 6, 2009:
A penguin at Mammoth in the Cove at 7:40 PST was continuously saying,
"EVERYBODY IS SO
AWESOME
AWESOME
AWESOME
AWESOME!"

Thank you for viewing....
RANDOMNESS OF THE DAY!

New Pin!

The new pin, the Safari Hat, is in the Book Room! On the left cushion of the back left couch is a Safari Hat pin(for the Safari Party Rockhopper left)!

June 2009 Penguin Style Catalog!

The June 2009 Penguin Style Catalog is finally out! The only secret in the new part of the catalog is the canteen. To get the canteen, click on the rock on the 2nd page of the Penguin Style catalog. The rock is located at the bottom left.













Be sure to check out the new catalog, a lot of older stuff is back!

Talk With the Newspaper

1. Go to a spot where you can see your penguin with the newspaper
2. Click: We Need You! at the top left corner of the home page
3. Click: Question
4. Type anything
5. Go back to the main page
6. Click Tab and type in the Chat Box and click Enter

I don't have a picture of this. Waddle on penguins!

Walk Under the Chat Bar

Here is how to walk under the chat bar:
1. Go to say....the mine
2. Waddle to the right of the Map
3. Click on the opposite side of the chat bar

Here's what this will look like:







The chef hat is a penguin. Waddle on penguins!

101 Days of Fun!

Billybob posted about 101 Days of Fun in Club Penguin. Here's what he said...

Hello Penguins!

You guys are always finding really cool things to do all over the island and since some of you mentioned you'll be on holidays soon, we thought we could join you on your quests for fun, excitement, and creativity - and give you some ways to stay busy in Club Penguin...











Starting this Thursday, June 4, until the middle of September, every week you'll find a list of things to do in the Club Penguin Times! 101 Days of Fun means there will be something new to do, discover, and check off every single day! It all kicks off on Thursday, so we'll give you more details then.

We can't wait to see how much fun you can have exploring Club Penguin in interesting ways.... If you've got any ideas for things that penguins should do for fun, we want to hear them!!

Until then...Waddle on!

Videos

This has absolutely nothing to do with Club Penguin, but please watch these videos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a67H_0gOEYM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG5AwGitZbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA

I sometimes sing them on Club Penguin, though. And copy the video links and post them in the search box at the top of the internet to view them.

Rockhopper's NEW story!

Just a moment ago, Rockhopper had a NEW story! He was sailing with Yarr, and the water turned to QUICKSAND! The ship was sinking! Rockhopper challenged the quicksand to a race and won! How? He's the fastest pirate EVER! See two other Rockhopper stories below with pictures. Waddle on!

I met Rockhopper!

Just a minute ago, I met Rockhopper! He was at the Cove on the server Ascent! He just left. Don't listen to penguins who say he lost Yarr, because he was with Rockhopper! Want to know why he had the plants? He found some seeds on his voyage. He accidentally spilled the seeds all over his ship. He was too lazy to clean them up. Later on, the seeds grew into all the plants! So, he came to Club Penguin to ask for help. Someone asked him about the plants, and that's the story he told.
Here's how he looks with his red puffle, Yarr.



















Want to know how Rockhopper came upon Yarr? Well, on Rockhopper island, he found red puffles. One responded when Rockhopper said "Yarr." So, he named him Yarr. Rockhopper found all this interesting, so he brought red puffles to Club Penguin. Today, you can still adopt a red puffle.

New furniture catalog

Hello, I have the cheat for the first two pages of the May 2009 furniture catalog. Click on the tapestry.














You will find a Knight Statue!

Golden Viking Hat

The Golden Viking Hat has returned in The Hanuting of the Viking of the Opera. Here is how to get it:
1. On the page to the left of "Helga," click on the hat on the title for the red viking hat.
2. Exit and click on the red viking hat four times for the blue viking hat.
3. When you get the blue, leave the box open and click on "Helga's" hat.

And you got the Golden Viking hat!

How to find Rockhopper

Now, I don't have a Rockhopper Tracker, but here are some good ways to find Rockhopper.
1. His favorite servers:
Blizzard
Sleet
Antarctic
Wind Chill
Winter Land
Mammoth
2. His favorite spots:
Migrator
Pizza Parlor
Ice Berg
Dock
Cove
4. Don't listen to other penguins.
If Rockhopper was at another spot or server, they would be there too
They might not have his player card, proving they didn't meet him
HE IS NOT RELATED TO NORMAL CP PENGUINS, DO NOT LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY ARE HIS SISTER/BROTHER/COUSIN/ETC
5. Don't give up, it's all worth it once you find him
After five hours + you can give up
An hour or two isn't the time to give up looking
6. Full servers
Rockhopper likes servers that have four or five bars
He also likes popular servers like Frozen and Mammotj

Hopefully this helps you find Rockhopper!

New Pin!

Hello, there is a new pin. It is icecream, and is located by the piano in the pizza parlor. Notice it says you found A icecream sundae, not AN.

Candy Pizzas

Hello, are you bored with same old Pizzatron 5000, but you're really good at it? Well, when you first enter Pizzatron 5000, before you click play, have you ever noticed the tiny red lever at the bottom of the home page? Click on the red lever, and it should flip to the other side. Now you can push Play. It is the same game, but WITH CANDY PIZZAS! Instead of hot sauce and pizza sauce, there is choclate and icing. Instead of fish, seaweed, shrimp, and squid, there is licorice, marshmallow, chocolate chip, and jellybean! The picture is kind of blurry, but there's the spot of where the lever is!

Rockhopper is here!

Rockhopper has arrived! He didn't bring any clothing items, but he brought a free background and a background if you meet him! He also brought plants members can buy for their igloos! The plants will grow over time, and Rockhopper's background he brought if you meet him has changed! I have yet to meet him, but I plan on. If I meet him, I'll be sure to post when and where! Waddle on penguins!

Beacon switch?

As many of you may remember, for the final egg in the annual egg hunt, you had to turn off the switch in the beacon. If you go to beacon, you can still turn the beacon on and off!