Goodbye Rassbert's Secrets

I will not be posting on this blog anymore, I will be on Richardbuhl.wordpress.com he has made me a writer, so that's the site I'll be on. Goodbye Rassbert's Secrets.

Spiffyy Banned

Spiffyy, a member/trainer user. For more info on trainer go to http://clubpenguin.wikia.com/wiki/CP_Trainer
Anyway...you can get banned for it and someone on my buddy list is banned forever, how do I know? Spiffyy told me he would always wear his favorite wig, the flickstar. And when you get banned, you lose your membership, and that means you lose all your clothes you bought when a member. And in this picture it shows that Spiffyy has NO clothes on and he has the pin on from APRIL.









NEVER use trainer or storm.

Penguin Band at Iceberg...

I went onto Server Mammoth, and the Penguin Band was at the Iceberg. I couldn't click on them because you have to meet them at Backstage for that. I met Penguin Band at the Penguin Play Awards, so I already had the background.










I'm breakdancing by Petey K(the accordion playing green penguin circled)
My favorite Penguin Band member is G Billy.















Me dressed like G Billy.





























A LOT of penguins were aggravated because they couldn't click on the band and they hadn't met them.

Party!

Today there was a party! We started at Saraapril's stage igloo. No pictures. :( Then we headed to Lighthouse, no picutres of that either. Then off to Taguester's igloo.









Us breakdancing!





A puffle trying to make it seem like he/she is breakdancing!
Next we go to backstage.









Yippee Spider880 came!






CHOCOLATE!!!! I like that episode of Spongebob where Spongebob and Patrick are chocolate bar salesmen and that fish wants all their chocolate and screams CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!

Off to my igloo for a moment.








Then to Spider880's igloo.












It was very fun, THE END.

Night Club Roof

Candece has opened up the Night Club Roof again! And the Boom Box is available once more, originally at a member party in the Night Club. Non members can meet Candece anywhere in the night club, but members have a better chance at the Night Club Roof.












Er pink doesn't rock...ah well. You can click on the DJ systems and they move.

Backtage Instruments

If you go to The Dock, there is a HUGE stage. If you have the All Access Pass, go to the little opening in the curtain. To the left of Backstage, a bunch of old instruments are back.














Where I circled the top of the i, if you click on it, you get the snare drum and drumsticks. Where I circled the o, if you click on it, you get the black electric guitar. The Cowbell is played by click w really fast without having the cursor on the chat bar. The Cowbell, Trombone, and Double Necked Guitar are new items.

Snow Forts Stand

At the Snow Forts, there's a stand. It sells shirts and the pass. You need the pass to enter backtage and the roof of the night club.












Prices:
All T-Shirts=250 coins
All Access Pass=50 coins

Music Maker 3000

If you go to the Snow Forts and look toward to top, you'll see a doorway saying Music Maker 3000. It's where there's four tiles, drums, red electric guitar, maracas, and blue electric guitar. When you stand on them the instrument plays, I like to stand on the drums tile and play my snare drum. One thing, THEY ARE ALL HUMONGOUS!!!! The giant drums outstage my snare drum, a little.

New Pin!

The beach umbrella pin is finally out, after we voted for it like 5 weeks ago...You'll find it in the boiler room.

Music Jam Band

I am going to be having a band called Steel Wool. Post the instrument you'd like to play and your e-mail. If you don't have a blog or wordpress, you can just sign into a gmail account and comment. I need your e-mail so that I can contact you.

Nothing Talking?

Look closely. At what I circled. Click ctrl+ to see it up close or right click, view image, and then ctrl+. It's NOTHING talking!

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

Hello, I say on Club Penguin a lot "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!"

I got that from my favorite video on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA

See the thick black circle of me saying a line of it...

King of Pie

I am Rassbert, or the King of Pie. I don't care which you call me. Also King of Corgis is awesome too. In case you didn't know, this is a Welsh Corgi.












I love Corgis, they are awesome dogs. I HATE cats. My favorite flavor of pie is blueberry. Just saying. Now, I will be doing whatever I feel like. Like this!
Peanut butter jelly time!
Peanut butter jelly time!
Now weigh it weigh it!
Peanut butter jelly!
Peanut butter jelly!
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

Shoes?

Yesterday, I was sitting in my igloo with Tukercheese. We both had the same shoes on. For some reason, when I clicked on Tukercheese, I could click on HIS shoes. When I did so, the shoes appeared to come off Tukercheese on his player card. But that was not true, because when I Xed out of his card and clicked again the shoes were still on. Then I saw the shoes were off ME! I put them back on and freaked.
Today, Penguin86294965 had the same shoes on as ME. The same story, only I didn't flip out.

This is not made up, Max4609 is a witness.

I Met Sensei!

I met Sensei yesterday! Here's how:
I was refreshing a tracker, and it was 6 pm PST. The tracker said "Sensei is on Snow(something)" spotted at 6 pm PST" I logged onto the server, only one bar on it. Only a few penguins were crowding the hideout door! I got in, and ninjas were just starting to crowd Sensei.
Sensei said "when I say VANISH you use cloud wave to VANISH. And if you do not have the suit, HIDE. Now Ninjas, VANISH." So we vanished(non-members hide)and Sensei turned invisible too! Then he said "Ninjas, SIT. Now FOCUS. FOCUS for SIGNS. SIGNS of, well you should be able to figure it out. Ninjas, FOCUS." And we all did the yellow face with the line for a mouth. He said "Now, what are you FOCUSing for?" And we said "SIGNS." "SIGNS for...?" "Fire Water Snow." "Yes, good, ninjas, very good. Now you must PRACTICE. PRACTICE to be as good as me. Though you all have defeated me at least once. Remember, PRACTICE." And he vanished, but he LEFT.
And that's the story of me meeting Sensei. If I run into him, great. But I will not go looking for him again. Sadly, I do not have any pictures because I have no clue how to take screenshots. Waddle on!

How To Find Sensei

I have found that Chrisdog's Tracker works the best, it's just that I'm always too late because the hideout is always full before I can get in. His website is:
clubpenguincp.com
If you think the trackers don't work, here are some other ideas:
1. A popular server
Go to a popular server, like Blizzard. Wait there. He should eventually come.
2. Other penguins
If a penguin says "Sensei is on Mammoth," they could be telling the truth, and they may not. If they are outside the Dojo trying to get into the hideout, I can pretty much guarantee they are lying. If they have the background and are just standing outside the dojo, not trying to get in the hideout, they could be telling the truth.
3. The "floor cleaning"
In the hideout, a lot of penguin might be saying "clear the floor for Sensei!" I have never seen the middle floor completely clear of penguins. This is most likely a lie. He also travels from server to server, I don't think he cares if he has room for 100 more of him to land around him.
4. His looks
Sensei is gray. Sensei has a white beard. Sensei has a Chinese hat. Do not even acknowledge the penguins wearing the Santa Beard, with a safari hat, sombrero, or straw hat on. HE IS NOT BLACK OR BLUE HE IS GRAY. This is what he looks like when you click on him:



















5. Crowds
When you get into the hideout on a server, it's VERY easy to tell if Sensei is currently there. A bunch of penguins will be piled up in one place, or the crowding Sensei. If you can't even click on him because of the crowd, click on your buddy list. Click on the yellow face next to the skull and happy face. This is penguins in the room. Scroll down to S. Sensei will have a laughing face next to his name. Then click on him and get the player card.

I will post WHEN I meet him.

Snowball Fight

Today Saraapril, and a few other penguins will be having a snowball fight! Team Rassbert vs Team Saraapril. I'll be blue and she'll be red and pink. :)
Server: Ice Shelf
Time: 11 am PST
Where: Starting at Snow Forts

Hope to see you there!